A jar of pickled eggs. Except the eggs have eyes. And the eyes are looking at you.
We're not going to over-explain this one. It's a little weird. It's a little wrong. It's exactly the kind of thing that belongs on a dive bar t-shirt, which is to say it belongs here. The jar is full. The eggs are watching. You're either the kind of person who needs this shirt immediately or you're not, and you already know which one you are.
